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My counselor, why is there a whine
in the abyss of my holy throne?

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My noble Emperor of Demons, Sire,

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deep in the abyss there appeared
a crack that leads to the human world.

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The human world?

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I remember having sent one of the
demon kings to conquer the human world.

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Yes, Your Majesty.

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The one that was sent three years ago
was my humble apprentice, the Giant Frog.

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Of all the demon kings,

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he is the most ferocious.

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So soft.

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So lovely.

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Feels so good.

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It's three demon years already,

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but the Giant Frog hasn't
presented the human world to me.

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Besides,

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I can feel that the hole
that leads to the human world

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is absorbing the spiritual
energy of my world.

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Backfire?

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That shouldn't be happening.

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I wanted to conquer the human world

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so that I could have its
abundant spiritual energy.

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Is their Gross Spiritual Force
Product lower than ours now?

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What is that good-for-nothing
Giant Frog doing over there?

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I will go to the human
world right away personally

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to pay my useless
apprentice a home visit.

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"Notice: Home Visit By Your Master"
"Ignore"    "Accept"

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"Adapted from the story of the same
title by author Ku Xuan from
Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
"The Daily Life of the Immortal King"

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"The Daily Life of the Immortal King
Season 2"

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"Episode Two:
A Home Visit By The Demon Master"

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Worldwide atmospheric spiritual
energy has been dropping for days,

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which has resulted in worsened
immortal herb harvest.

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Due to material shortages
in the pill refinery industry,

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- Coming.
- the price of magic pills keeps rising.

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Here is an exclusive
interview by our reporters.

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Coming.

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Nobody is here.

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It's Froggy 2.

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Come on in.

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Herb harvest is very bad.
Please help us.

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What are you doing here?

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I... I missed you.

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"Calmness Brings Happiness"

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Why do you want to give Wang Ling
a home visit all of a sudden?

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His scores had been the
lowest last semester.

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I had thought he would be reallocated
to Class Ordinary after the test.

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Are you suspecting that
he cheated in the test?

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No.

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After his test,
"Due"

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the cost of spiritual energy
in our faction skyrocketed,

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which is almost bankrupting us.

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I wish you a smooth home visit.

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I'm leaving now.

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Instructor Wang,

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aren't coming along?

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Sorry,

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I have some personal
matters to attend to.

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The spiritual force in the
human world feels so nice.

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Incoming.

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No, wrong number.

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"Master  unanswered   2 min"

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You little froggy brat. Do you
think you can evade this home visit?

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DeCom. Bai De Map. Navigation starts.

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Go south. 200 meters.

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"Demon Master@Froggy 2"
"3 min ago"
"Demon Master: Here I come, my boy."

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"Demon Master@Froggy 2"
"3 min ago"
"Demon Master: Here I come, my boy."
Here I come, my boy.

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Who is your master?

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He is the aggregation of all
wisdom of the demon world,

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an ancient demon that has
lived a million years.

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He is as old as the universe,
an immortal being.

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Your master is so awesome.

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He was my primary instructor
for a few centuries

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and that was the most
miserable time in my life.

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Even now, he still shows up
frequently in my nightmares.

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So, that's why you are
hiding yourself here.

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Dinner is ready.

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Here.

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Lingling, try my newly-developed
spiritual figure after dinner.

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Let's hope the problem affecting
your normal speech is solved.

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You will give me a hand, Froggy 2.

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I do hope it will be a success this time.

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The price of magic pills
has gone up sharply.

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We could hardly afford
even low-power pills.

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By the way, you have been
stuck for quite some time.

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How come you came
out of it suddenly?

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His remote cousin sent
me some source materials.

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I heard that had gone to join
the military in the meta world

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and is doing very well.

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I wish Lingling could find such
a secure job when he graduates.

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Oh, yes. Hurry up with your dinner.

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Lingling's instructor is
going to pay a home visit.

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Strange. How come there are residues
of Froggy's spiritual energy here?

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I use chips of Pu Lao's
horn on these figures.

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They should lessen the
inhibition on his speech abilities.
"This Side Down"

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Come here, son. Sit down
and sit still. Empty your mind.

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Froggy 2, come and help me.

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If I weren't evading the home visit,

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I wouldn't be here to help you.

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Froggy, do exactly what I say.

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You take the new figure.
I tear off the old. You put on the new.

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Putting it on is easy.

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Tearing it off is hard.

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Any careless move when tearing it off,

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Lingling's spiritual energy will spill,

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leading to a catastrophe
that no one can imagine.

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Come here. Press on his
acupoint of Baihui and hold.

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For five seconds.

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"0.4"

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"0.5"

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Next, press on his acupoints of
Danzhong and Baihui and hold.

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For ten seconds.

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Last, release his Baihui

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and hold on to his
Danzhong for five seconds.

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Now.

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Success.

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What?

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It's upside down.
Didn't you see the big red characters?
"This Side Down"

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I'm color blind.

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Oh my God. I'm done for.

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His spiritual energy spills.

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The world will be destroyed.

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Darling, I love you all my life.

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Oh yes. I forgot.

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You can devour spiritual energy.

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Let me digest it for a while.

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It's strange.
Froggy's spirits are so strong,

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but I just can't locate him.

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Coming.

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Instructor Pan.

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I've been waiting for you.

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Thank you for coming.

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Come on in.
Sit down and drink some water.

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Froggy 2 is here too.

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How are you, Instructor Pan?

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Does the new figure work all right?

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I don't see any changes in him.

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How do you do, Instructor?

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Please sit down, Instructor Pan.

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Sir and Madam,

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I'll cut the cliché and
go straight to the point.

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I'm here today to let you know
about Wang Ling's situation at school.

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Madam,

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Wang Ling's scores last
semester were not satisfactory.

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I don't care. It is fine if he can make
some friends and enjoy his time.

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Wang Ling didn't finish all the
assignments for the summer vacation.

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I've finished all the spiritual
figures for this week.

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Do I give them to you now,
or shall I bring them to school tomorrow?

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Madam,

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Wang Ling didn't do well
in his pill refining practice.

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Instructor Pan,

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I made these reviving pills
and respiratory pills last semester.

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You can try one if you don't mind.

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The reason why I'm here today

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is that Wang Ling has not been
enthusiastic about his studies.

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This is what you asked us to preview.

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The art of enlightenment
for this semester.

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Turn left.

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Actually, one pencil and one eraser
would be enough for school's sake.

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- Wang Ling, you did very well in
previewing the art of enlightenment.

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- Darling, what spiritual
figures have you developed?
- Wang Ling, you did very well in
previewing the art of enlightenment.

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- Is this still our son?
- Wang Ling, you did very well in
previewing the art of enlightenment.

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- Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
- That's quite a success.

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- Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
- I hope that on all of the other
subjects, you will do as well as this.

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- You try to distract Instructor Pan,
and I'll give him another figure.
- I hope that on all of the other
subjects, you will do as well as this.

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Instructor Pan,

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this is your first time to visit my home.

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Let me show you around the house.

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Around the house?

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Distance to destination:

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unmeasurable.

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Froggy,

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you are trying to evade me, aren't you?

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This way, Instructor Pan.

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The kitchen is well decorated, isn't it?

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What are they doing?

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They are...

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They are massaging for milk.

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I didn't know dogs do this too.

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Yes, they do.

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Instructor Pan,

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let me show you the second floor.

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I've adjusted the logic
for the spiritual figure.

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It should be fine now.

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Lingling, say something.

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Dad, I have a strange feel about this.

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Is it my illusion or something?

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What illusion?

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Instructor Pan, do you like
the decoration of the bedrooms?

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It's nice.

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This is my first time to see
bedrooms during a home visit.

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00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,790
It's been quite a while.

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They should have done it.

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- Madam.
- Instructor Pan.

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Madam,

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you are...

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Instructor Pan,

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I want to talk to you in private.

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00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:30,290
Lingling, you've enlightened
all the furniture.

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00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,880
Dad, the spiritual figure has a
deadly bug left from your adjustment.

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I can't do anything about it.

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00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,000
Use your invincible power now.

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"3 Years Cultivation
5 Years Easy Life"

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It's working.

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00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,960
Froggy 2,

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let's do it.

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00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,380
My husband and I are
not talented cultivation.

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00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,290
We have been stuck in the body-building
phase and can't break through.

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00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,620
Lingling has very
week spiritual energy.

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00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:22,210
He hasn't had any
friends all these years.

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00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:25,750
I don't know how he
made it to Class Elite

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and made so many friends there.

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00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:33,330
Wang Ling has never told
anyone about his history.

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00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,750
I don't expect him to
be an excellent boy,

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to be above all others.

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I only hope

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that he spends every
day of his life happily.

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Then I'll be satisfied.

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All right.

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Back to normal.

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Lingling,

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stand where you are and don't move.

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00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,000
You have used too much energy.

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00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,170
The spiritual figure is overloaded.

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00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:10,670
Froggy 2, tear off the figure.

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00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,420
Froggy 2. Froggy 2.

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00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,710
Here...

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00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,880
Here... he comes.

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00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,500
Bai De Map indicates...

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00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,710
You little froggy brat.

229
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:29,500
I've detected your
spiritual pressure.

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00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,580
Oh no.

231
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,500
I used my spiritual force
and revealed my location.

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I'm a dead dog.

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00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,750
Froggy 2, come and save the world.

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00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:40,040
My boy, here comes your master.

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00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:50,500
So you've been hiding
in such an awful neighborhood.

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"This Side Down"

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Lingling, don't move a bit.

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00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,830
It's going to burst up.

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00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:09,500
I'm coming in, my boy.

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00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,540
Forget it. Just tear it off.

241
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,420
What was the noise?

242
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,000
What happened?

243
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,920
No... nothing.

244
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,710
Thank you so much for the
home visit, Instructor Pan.

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00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,210
You care so much for Lingling.

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00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,500
We appreciate it.

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00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,420
You are welcome.

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00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,420
I didn't know until
after we had that talk

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that academic scores are not
the only thing to judge a kid.

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00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:05,920
I'll concentrate more on the students'
emotional education and growth.

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It's late now.

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00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,330
I have to go.

253
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,040
Thank you again, Instructor Pan.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you, Instructor Pan.

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Take care.

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Lingling,

257
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you have such a nice instructor.

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Did I pass out?

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Oh yes. Have you
changed the spiritual figure?

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Everything is settled.

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Time for me to go home.

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Master.